PETA Prez Ingrid Newkirk likes to think that being provocative keeps her cause of animal rights in the public spotlight. She was born in England but came to the US and trained to be a stockbroker when she turned some stray cats in at a local Maryland animal shelter that ended up being killed. That was the straw on the camel’s back the spurned not only her hatred of human life but hatred of her own existence.

After a life-changing experience on a jet airliner involving the jet being thrown out to sea by storm winds, Newkirk decided to author her last will and testament. Indeed! She is open to input as Newkirk published her will online in which people are encouraged to come up with all kinds of crazy ideas about what to do with her body. As Newsweek informs us:

Her heart, several fingers and liver are already spoken for: One of her thumbs, pointed in an upward motion, is to be mounted and given to someone who has done the most to promote PETA-approved alternatives to animal abuse, while the downward-facing thumb will be mounted and given to someone who has “frightened and hurt animals in some egregious manner.” Her liver is to be vacuum-sealed and shipped to France, in punishment for the nation eating tons of foie gras. Part 2j of the document instructs that “a little part of her heart” is to be buried close by the Ferrari pits where German Formula One racer Michael Schumacher won the German Grand Prix. Why? Newkirk is a diehard F1 junkie.

Newkirk is attempting a final, parting shot when she leaves for that big animal kingdom in the sky. Perhaps if it rains the day of her memorial service people will appreciate using the umbrella stand that encompasses or is made from her feet will hold their umbrellas. The entire thrust document is a testament to her obsession with shaming people for eating meat or using animals in some manner. Shipping her liver to France because the French like to eat foie gras, sending her thumb pointed downward to someone who has frightened and hurt animals in some egregious manner and a barbecue of her flesh is to be used to shame people who participate in a pork-eating event. The catch is that the group won’t openly advertise the main course but hopes to lure people to their flesh barbecue location by grilling onions.

Her idea is not only macabre it is also indicative of her sick, demented, and twisted nature. Newkirk co-founded PETA in 1980 and the group doesn’t just have a silk-stocking appeal with Hollywood celebrities, they also give legal, financial and moral support to activists with the Animal Liberation Front which, along with the Earth Liberation Front, is considered terrorist groups by the FBI. In closing, let us also remember another of her infamous quotes when she said:

Humans have grown like cancer. We’re the biggest blight on the face of the planet.