Boo! Hoo! Hoo!

The apparent leader of a bizarre vegan transgender cult, the Zizians — which has been linked to six killings across the country, including the murder of a Border Patrol agent — interrupted a judge at his hearing Monday to say he’ll starve unless he’s given vegan food in jail. 

Jack “Ziz” LaSota, 34 — who identifies as a woman and uses she/her pronouns — was arrested with followers Michelle Zajko, 33, and Daniel Blank, 26, in rural Frostburg, Maryland, on Sunday.

The trio appeared in Allegany County Courthouse in Cumberland on Tuesday morning and were all held without bail.

But LaSota had to plead for vegan food despite his appearance at a criminal hearing.

At one point, LaSota interrupted the hearing, blurting out to the judge: “I might starve to death if you do not intervene.

“I need the jail to be ordered to have a vegan diet,” LaSota said, according to a report by the Baltimore Banner. “It’s more important than whatever this hearing is.”

His dietary needs are more important than a criminal hearing about his being accused of murder. You can’t make this stuff up. LaSota will learn many hard lessons that prisons aren’t obligated to accommodate him, if he survives his prison term. Of course LaSota denies he did anything wrong.

The fact that he’ll starve means that LaSota will actually do the world a favor.

Your terms are acceptable.