God Emperor Trump’s unlimited power, thanks to the Infinity Stones, work wonders. He can not only influence the weather, but also make people gain weight, lose weight, change their political parties, end people’s marriages, quit their jobs, feel violated during sex, affect people’s sex lives, incite harassment, make people stab themselves, delete citations in scientific… Read More God Emperor Trump Has Struck Again!
Remy playing Grusome Gavin Newsom socially distances himself from his own executive orders. Rules for thee but not for me. This sung to the tune of Shaggy’s 1990’s hit Wasn’t Me.
It’s extremely important to clear something up so people don’t get confused: what ever problems people experience or bad world events that occur are all Donald Trump’s fault. It is blatantly obvious that he is entirely responsible for the COVID-19 outbreak in Wuhan, China since the United States is the hub of systemic racism, sexism,… Read More CONFIRMED: It’s All Trump’s Fault
From The Onion (satire). Get your laughs here.
The Babylon Bee (satire) U.S.—Most people are pretty worried about the coronavirus since we’ve all seen Outbreak with Dustin Hoffman or lost a bunch of games of Pandemic. But climate change activists are welcoming the potential epidemic and are beginning to lick doorknobs in order to contract the virus and remove themselves from the human… Read More Climate Change Activists Begin Licking Doorknobs To Contract Coronavirus And Reduce Human Population
By now many of you may have seen or read about the smack down conducted by comedian Ricky Gervais at last night’s 77th Annual Golden Globe Awards. Taken by itself, what Gervais said was terrific and really gave Hollywood elites the scolding they deserved. People resent being preached to by Hollywood celebrities that they pay… Read More Ricky Gervais’ Golden Globe Monologue Was Bittersweet
Tony Heller points out the end of snow in Arizona, New Mexico, Colorado, California, and Wyoming at Christmas 2019. One week left until the 2020 deadline.
Merry Christmas everyone! For your viewing pleasure, I have posted a video produced by Minnesotans for Global Warming. The music in it is sung to the tune of The Twelve Days of Christmas in which the video is entitled: The Twelve Days of Global Warming. Enjoy!
This year is when Los Angeles officially replaced Columbus Day with Indigenous People’s Day. Two years ago, when the change was enacted, Jimmy Kimmel had something to say about it and demonstrates how to do so is really grounded in stupidity and racism.
As if it isn’t already well known, environmentalism is a religion and climate change is the green movement’s mother goddess, Gaia, shall cast upon mankind for the sin of existing. Taking a page right from the Christianity, NBC was nice enough to set aside a section of their website for people to confess. However, this… Read More Confess Your Climate Sins!