It’s Official: Donald Trump Can Do Anything

President Donald Trump must possess the Infinity Stones. Donald Trump can literally do anything. He not only influence the weather, but also make people gain or lose weight, change their political parties, end people’s marriages, quit their jobs, feel violated during sex, affect people’s sex lives, incite harassment, make people stab themselves, and now he…

Ingrid Woke: PETA Prez Turned On Being Kept in a Tiny Cage

The Onion (Satire) NORFOLK, VA—In an unexpected change of course that sent shockwaves across the animal-rights-activist community, a sudden sexual awakening experienced by PETA president Ingrid Newkirk led to her announcement Monday that being kept in a tiny cage all day “actually sounds hot as hell.” “This is obviously a new perspective for me, but…

George Carlin on Environmentalists

Today is the anniversary of George Carlin’s 81st birthday and he gave a hilarious thrashing of environmentalists during a 1992 comedy special he did in New York City. Carlin also told the truth that the Earth has been through a lot worse than man’s influence.

Update: The Climate Will Destroy the Planet in 12 Seconds

The Babylon Bee – April 30th, 2019 WORLD—A new update issued by watchdog groups on climate change indicated this afternoon that we only have 12 seconds left until climate change destroys the planet. We previously thought we had just 12 years, then 10 years, but the latest update indicates that we have well under a…

Is Greece’s Wildfire Tragedy Due to Climate Change?

Over 80 people were killed, over 70 people are hospitalized and 500 or more homes were destroyed in a tragic conflagration that consumed Mati, a coastal suburb town 18 miles east of Athens, Greece on Monday. According to BBC, Greek officials suspect arson as the origin for the massive fire. Unfortunately, Greece’s Citizen Protection Minister,…