Climate Change Activists Begin Licking Doorknobs To Contract Coronavirus And Reduce Human Population

The Babylon Bee (satire) U.S.—Most people are pretty worried about the coronavirus since we’ve all seen Outbreak with Dustin Hoffman or lost a bunch of games of Pandemic. But climate change activists are welcoming the potential epidemic and are beginning to lick doorknobs in order to contract the virus and remove themselves from the human… Read More Climate Change Activists Begin Licking Doorknobs To Contract Coronavirus And Reduce Human Population

The 12 Days Of Global Warming

Merry Christmas everyone! For your viewing pleasure, I have posted a video produced by Minnesotans for Global Warming. The music in it is sung to the tune of The Twelve Days of Christmas in which the video is entitled: The Twelve Days of Global Warming. Enjoy!

It’s Official: Donald Trump Can Do Anything

President Donald Trump must possess the Infinity Stones. Donald Trump can literally do anything. He not only influence the weather, but also make people gain or lose weight, change their political parties, end people’s marriages, quit their jobs, feel violated during sex, affect people’s sex lives, incite harassment, make people stab themselves, and now he… Read More It’s Official: Donald Trump Can Do Anything

Ingrid Woke: PETA Prez Turned On Being Kept in a Tiny Cage

The Onion (Satire) NORFOLK, VA—In an unexpected change of course that sent shockwaves across the animal-rights-activist community, a sudden sexual awakening experienced by PETA president Ingrid Newkirk led to her announcement Monday that being kept in a tiny cage all day “actually sounds hot as hell.” “This is obviously a new perspective for me, but… Read More Ingrid Woke: PETA Prez Turned On Being Kept in a Tiny Cage

George Carlin on Environmentalists

Today is the anniversary of George Carlin’s 81st birthday and he gave a hilarious thrashing of environmentalists during a 1992 comedy special he did in New York City. Carlin also told the truth that the Earth has been through a lot worse than man’s influence.