The 12 Days Of Global Warming

Merry Christmas everyone! For your viewing pleasure, I have posted a video produced by Minnesotans for Global Warming. The music in it is sung to the tune of The Twelve Days of Christmas in which the video is entitled: The Twelve Days of Global Warming. Enjoy!

It’s Official: Donald Trump Can Do Anything

President Donald Trump must possess the Infinity Stones. Donald Trump can literally do anything. He not only influence the weather, but also make people gain or lose weight, change their political parties, end people’s marriages, quit their jobs, feel violated during sex, affect people’s sex lives, incite harassment, make people stab themselves, and now he…

Ingrid Woke: PETA Prez Turned On Being Kept in a Tiny Cage

The Onion (Satire) NORFOLK, VA—In an unexpected change of course that sent shockwaves across the animal-rights-activist community, a sudden sexual awakening experienced by PETA president Ingrid Newkirk led to her announcement Monday that being kept in a tiny cage all day “actually sounds hot as hell.” “This is obviously a new perspective for me, but…

George Carlin on Environmentalists

Today is the anniversary of George Carlin’s 81st birthday and he gave a hilarious thrashing of environmentalists during a 1992 comedy special he did in New York City. Carlin also told the truth that the Earth has been through a lot worse than man’s influence.

Update: The Climate Will Destroy the Planet in 12 Seconds

The Babylon Bee – April 30th, 2019 WORLD—A new update issued by watchdog groups on climate change indicated this afternoon that we only have 12 seconds left until climate change destroys the planet. We previously thought we had just 12 years, then 10 years, but the latest update indicates that we have well under a…