Climate Change Activists Begin Licking Doorknobs To Contract Coronavirus And Reduce Human Population

The Babylon Bee (satire)

U.S.—Most people are pretty worried about the coronavirus since we’ve all seen Outbreak with Dustin Hoffman or lost a bunch of games of Pandemic.

But climate change activists are welcoming the potential epidemic and are beginning to lick doorknobs in order to contract the virus and remove themselves from the human population.

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NOTE: It is looking like this parody was done in response to this.