Confess Your Climate Sins!

As if it isn’t already well known, environmentalism is a religion and climate change is the green movement’s mother goddess, Gaia, shall cast upon mankind for the sin of existing. Taking a page right from the Christianity, NBC was nice enough to set aside a section of their website for people to confess. However, this…

It’s Official: Donald Trump Can Do Anything

President Donald Trump must possess the Infinity Stones. Donald Trump can literally do anything. He not only influence the weather, but also make people gain or lose weight, change their political parties, end people’s marriages, quit their jobs, feel violated during sex, affect people’s sex lives, incite harassment, make people stab themselves, and now he…

Update: The Climate Will Destroy the Planet in 12 Seconds

The Babylon Bee – April 30th, 2019 WORLD—A new update issued by watchdog groups on climate change indicated this afternoon that we only have 12 seconds left until climate change destroys the planet. We previously thought we had just 12 years, then 10 years, but the latest update indicates that we have well under a…

If Meat Eaters Acted Like Vegans

What happens when meat eaters embody the mentality of a vegan? This video solves the oldest riddle of the ages, what if meat eaters acted like vegans. JP bases his statements on comments made by vegans themselves and shows how condascending they can be by using meat, rather than plants, as the basis of his…