No, this is not based on an article from The Onion or the Babylon Bee.

Major League Baseball is seeing more home runs and the reason behind this surge is more than just having better players —climate change is playing a part as well according to a new study. https://t.co/wYNkz4jJvM pic.twitter.com/rAoS12ea7G

— The Associated Press (@AP) April 7, 2023

Stop the presses, basketball scores have even gone up too! Will there be a study issued soon linking that to climate change too? No doubt all of this is bad news somehow. One question that should be asked of the scientists who wrote this manuscript is: Is climate change in the room with us right now?

Then again, perhaps Biden’s seeking to instigate a nuclear war with Russia (you know he really wants one) could be a good thing since it would result in a nuclear winter. Problem solved!