From each according to his ability to each according to his need.

“If there was no climate change, we would not even bother to buy these camels,” said Jonathan Lati Lelelit, governor of Samburu.

The government there is distributing camels to residents based on need. https://t.co/0DZgh0fcaL pic.twitter.com/OsxwS4Kb7E

— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) April 17, 2024

The WaPo reporters were probably salivating while writing this story. Animals, Marxism, and climate alarmism all rolled into one.

For almost three years the northern part of Kenya has been in a drought. Despite Africa continuously experiencing droughts, (not surprisingly) the latest dry spell is blamed on (you guessed it) climate change.

Because the area’s cows have died, the head of the Samburu tribe is practicing a redistribution scheme to fight climate change that would make Karl Marx proud. Best of all, according to The Washington Post, because camels emit less methane, they’re better for the climate than cows too.

However, the topic wasn’t able to be considered woke enough by WaPo because it could not be connected to LGBTQ and PETA would be offended due to the animal sacrifices tribespeople conduct. But at least the Samburu tribe practices polygamy. So stunning and brave!

WaPo will undoubtedly receive a Pulitzer Prize for this news story.

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