Greta Thunberg Publishes Dead Tree Version Of Her New Book On How To Fight Climate Change

Jordan Peterson appropriately savaged Thunberg shortly after she tweeted the announcement of her book’s release.

Yup! To save the Earth, buy the book printed on paper made from hundreds of chopped down trees with words printed on pages using oil-based ink or read it on your computerized device made up of cobalt likely mined using slave labor (including kids) in the Congo.

Oh but wait, the woke publisher (Penguin Books) claims to use ethically and sustainably sourced materials which is merely window dressing that they used sources from dead trees but through a third party in order to deny culpability. No doubt the distributor (including merchants like Amazon) hired local delivery services whose employees ride bicycles to ship books nationwide too.