The Environmentalist’s Prayer

This is modeled after the Cathoic Hail Mary prayer. The author of this is anonymous.

Our Gaia, Who art in danger,

Sustainable be thy name,

Thy renewable energy resources come,

Thy Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change’s will be done

On Earth as it is in the upper atmosphere

Give us this day our daily organic ciabatta

Forgive us our carbon emissions

Though we can’t forgive those multinationals who emit against us

Lead us not into excessive plane travel

Deliver us from genetically modified crops

For thine is the moral high ground

The onshore wind farms and the subsidies

For as long as the taxes can be raised. Amen.

Courtesy of the Pope (anon)

CORRECTION: The above parody is based on the Lord’s Prayer.

2 thoughts on “The Environmentalist’s Prayer

  1. Why is it not based on Traditional Lords Prayer ?
    The Lord’s Prayer
    (traditional)

    Our Father, which art in heaven,
    Hallowed be thy Name.
    Thy Kingdom come.
    Thy will be done in earth,
    As it is in heaven.
    Give us this day our daily bread.
    And forgive us our trespasses,
    As we forgive them that trespass against us.
    And lead us not into temptation,
    But deliver us from evil.
    For thine is the kingdom,
    The power, and the glory,
    For ever and ever.
    Amen.

    Read more: http://www.lords-prayer-words.com/lord_traditional_king_james.html#ixzz3eKPLpOzY

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